2/19/2023 0 Comments Crank yankers wiki![]() By the 3rd season nobody wanted a Jew or Mexican writer, it pretty much left them with only the choice of a bunch of starting out Canadian writers who would just write crap about hockey and beer. which was a shame, as Mel Brooks was free for the week it took to shoot season 3.įozzy Bear makes a special guest appearance So at the end of Season 2, the Jew had to go, and Comedy Central needed someone "hilarious" to take over, someone that was not Jewish, or Mexican. unfortunately for Comedy Central the idea to have a Jew write the jokes was brilliant, but to put him in charge of finance. So now the show was guaranteed to be funnier. Now they had employed a Jewish man named "He-Blew" to run the show. Series 2 was a bit funnier then the last, now that a Mexican wasn't writing the jokes. In his haste of being fired from his own creation, he sought out revenge by tracking down the Jerky Boys and beginning them to let him mow their lawns. ![]() It was decided that a Mexican shouldn't be in charge of what is supposed to be funny, so Senor Wank was given the ass from the show. By the end of the first season, it had a decent audience, enough to get the show a second season, but looking back on season 1 now, it's kind of a mystery to know why the show was allowed a season 2, as it pretty much sucked ass from head to sphincter. but later that year when it got dumped on Comedy Central, a bunch of kiddies thinking it was Sesame Street time, and a few stoners caught whiff of the show, it's popularity began to rise. Which was a shame, as their was some decent shit being shown. The show began production and was aired on MTV2, where no one saw it. Senor Wank's concept was to eliminate the Jerky Boy's name once and for all, and to have all prank-call audio files being downloaded illegally through means of Peer-2-Peer downloading utilities be labeled as being made by the "Crank Yankers" instead of the "Jerk Off Fags". Senor Wank decided that if he could get a show off the ground that involves muppets making prank-calls to unsuspecting strangers (because making them to someone you know who is expecting you to call pretty much takes away any elements of surprise and humor to the gag and is seen as completely fucking gay) would make the show famous enough to change the cock-suckers who mislabel mp3 downloads on the internet with the wrong name of the artist. The Crank Yankers producer and director, Senior Wank Spanker had gotten sick and tired of every prank call he downloaded from Napster being labeled as having been created by the Jerky Boys, or as he and many others call them, the Jerk Off Boys, because they are officially now the most overrated couple of has-beens that ever walked the planet. Therefore, if you hear a prank call on the internet, and it sounds like it has a decent quality sound to the audio and not the poor sound of a couple of 12 year olds in the background giggling like little sophomore girls as their leader of the "fuckless wonders of America" asks elderly people if their refrigerator is running? then it's most likely not a Jerky Boys prank call, and something that was recorded for the show Crank Yankers.Īs if one retard on the show wasn't enough. So it's quite similar, in-fact, it's JUST like downloading a funny/parody song it get's labeled as a "Weird Al Yankovich" song, even though Weird Al Yankovich couldn't make a funny even if Master Splinter rented space up Weird Al's ass. This is because in our modern day society, anything relating to a prank-call is labeled as having been created by the Jerky Boys, even though the Jerky Boys have never actually made a single funny prank call in the history of mankind. ![]() ![]() Even 5 years now, since the last airing of Crank Yankers on MTV2 & Comedy Central, unless you are watching a visual of a Crank Yankers prank-call, then you can find Crank Yankers prank-calls in just audio format, all over the internet under the artist name of Jerky Boys. "Come on, come on, cause we're having a bong, then we're gonna make some calls to strangers." That's the opening line to the highly original show called " Crank Yankers" that combined Sesame Street Muppets with the highly overrated prank-calls of the Jerky Boys.
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